RE: The Non-Existent Albino Alligator

A short story, told through emails, about an alligator that definitely doesn't exist.  

And even if it did, it certainly didn't start nesting in our office crawl space. 

And even if it is in the crawl space, it is for sure not a man-eating alligator. 

The multiple instances of your colleagues disappearing are completely unrelated.

So could you please come in to the office this week? 

We can't work from home forever lol!